Practical Clothing for the Toddler with Important Meetings to Attend

Jennifer Lopez and her Twins, Max and Emme, are the come-hither faces of Gucci's overpriced and and surprisingly-similar-to-their-adult-clothing children's clothing line (seriously, how much creativity does it take to make the same outfits ten sizes smaller?). J Lo's three husbands can confirm she knows what turns men on: bedroom eyes and an overdressed twin on each hip.

By now you have seen the Glee full-grown-adult's kids' GQ spread that has the Parent's Television Council up in arms. Have they seen this yet? Compartively, Jennifer Lopez is dangling sexualized underaged tackle into a pedophile pond.

In case you're a teen girl who learned the downside of single parenthood from Bristol Palin, this is a terrific reminder that children are the best way to look sexy and land your man. Thanks, Gucci!