Wednesday, March 11, 2009

Sexiest Wedding Ever

Because you're sick of hearing about Rihanna taking Punchy McFistface back and there's not a lot of news beyond that, I'll tell you that Mandy Moore and Ryan Adams were married in a quiet ceremony in Savannah, Georgia yesterday. It was quiet because nobody was there. Nobody was there because nobody cared. Nobody cared because this is the fugliest couple since Kiersten Dunst teamed up with Justin Long.

Warning, picture below (unless you have an awkward fetish. In that case, jackpot!).


Pictured Above: Mandy Moore and Ryan Adams, the moment they realized they weren't going to do any better

4 People Care:

kitkat said...

Are they trying to look ugly? Because they aren't normally that bad. What's up with the straw-mop hair on Ryan? Fugly indeed. Maybe Chris Brown could give this couple a beat down and knock some sense into them.

Too soon?

Star Droppings said...

I don't believe in "too soon". The world would be a lot less funny and I love me some awkward silences.

Andong said...

Am I the only one who thinks Ryan Adams looks like Kurt Cobain and Gene Levy's son.

Star Droppings said...

Oooh, nice! And you know who incubated their seed? The lady that played Latka's wife on Taxi.