Tuesday, March 24, 2009

Michael Jackson Deserves More Kids


Michael Jackson is on a roll! His London tour dates are sold out and OK! Magazine is reporting that he is looking to adopt a child. I guess Match.com didn't have exactly what he was looking for.

In case anyone forgot what kind of dad he is, I posted the picture of the day he tried to turn Blanket into a Throw.

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kitkat said...

I'll be honest: I don't think he's a child molester, but that doesn't mean he's not creepy as hell and absolutely crazy. I hope Angelina comes to the rescue of any little Euro-babies he tries to adopt.

Star Droppings said...

What happens when an orphan is psyched to be getting a new home and you show up in your new living room, put down your suitcase, and that walks in. It takes off it's mask, wind whistling through it's nose-hole, waiting for it's hug. Do you stay?