Wednesday, March 18, 2009

Caught in a Lie: The LeAnn Rimes Story

You've watched little LeAnn Rimes grow up in the spotlight, going from an awkward 13 year old all the way through the country-bumpkin-rite-of-passage that is marrying a backup dancer at 19, having two children, and now having a steamy affair with her sexy Lifetime Original Movie co-star, Eddie Cibrian. I just saw her with my own eyes on Regis and Kelly, talking about how she lets the "rumors just roll off her back". But US Weekly has the photographic evidence. Do you swear everything you say is the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth, so help you Regis? My money says Lifetime:Telvision for Women takes this opportunity to make a movie about a young country star, thrust into the spotlight who marries young, has two kids, then has a steamy affair with her Lifetime: Television for Women movie co-star. I want royalties, Lifetime: Television for Women.

Did I just write something that awesome? What I meant to say was, uhhhh, what the hell is a LeAnn Rimes? Lifetime: Television for Women? Never heard of it. I have to go wax my jet pack.

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Andong said...

Now that's reporting.

Star Droppings said...

I stand by my gossip. Technically, this is a gossip blog, but usually it's just telling you all the douchey things the douchey douchebags in Hollywood are doing.