International porn star Jenna Jameson has given birth to Tito Ortiz's twin boys, though I use the term given birth loosely because it implies effort. I also use the term loosely loosely.
She said on her myspace blog:
"I can’t even express the extreme serenity that came over me once I saw my children inside me. It has been my dream to have children for an extremely long time, and I truly feel like finally, the time is right and God has blessed me. I have never felt more like a woman, or more alive.
Babies? That's just about the only thing that hasn't been inside her. Two men at once? Different story.
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Speaking of loose vaginas, you should check out Egotastic today for pics of Britney's vagina trying to eat her bathing suit. This following the video last week of her announcing to a crowd that her "(kitty) is hanging out" of her shorts.
Best... video... ever. I posted it March 9th. And I found the hungry vagina picture on perezhilton.com. Ewwwwww.
Easiest labor ever! I can't wait to see these brats grow up with such winning role models! I'm not sure who I hate more--Jenna or Tito.
Why oh why did I go to egotastic and see Britney's clam??
I love it when two terrible people collaborate to make terrible children! AND TWINS! How lucky are we?!
I heard Jimmy Hoffa's corpse slipped out of her during the deivery as well.
Jimmy Hoffa's corpse, the lost catacombs of Egypt and Britney's virginity.
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