"I can't remember the last time I went on a date," Suleman told The Sun newspaper of London, after she was asked when was the last time she had sex. "Boyfriends? I think I'd have to be extremely selfish. I cannot maintain a social life and be a mother."
There you were, judging this poor boyfriendless woman. Boyfriendless! The selfish ones are big companies refusing to donate a lifetime supply of diapers, formula and nannies, the colleges who have yet to dole out free education, and those greedy churchgoers who prefer their donations go to moms who aren't popping out entire civilizations.
But the real losers in this who scenario are the bachelors of America who were on the market for a sex-hating, unemployed, botched-plastic-surgery-wearing, single mom of fourteen whose hobbies include writing obsessive fan mail to Angelina Jolie and gratifying herself (Octumom hint: try using an empty turkey baster). Poor Nadya, it's like listening to your super fat friend telling you she chooses not to date because she wants to pursue her career.
Once she gets out of this post-partum funk, I'm going to meet Nadya Suleman for coffee and pitch the solution to all her problems: I Want to Marry the Octumom. Excuse me, I have to call VH1.
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