-Scott Baio is 45 and single
-Pam Anderson and Rick Salomon are happily married
-There's one member of the Spears family with some dignity
The last Spears standing was little Jamie Lynn, who has just confirmed to OK! Magazine that she is 12 weeks pregnant.
Now, here are some facts about Jamie Lynn Spears:
Star of Nickelodeon children's show Zoey 101
Is ten years younger than sister, Britney.
DOB: 04/04/1991
Did you find the common thread? If you didn't, I'll give you one more hint... she's sixteen. She says she is raising her child in Louisiana so "it can have a normal family life." Why does that quote make you so uncomfortable? Let's start with "it"? Wait, it's totally cool to call your fetus an "it", isn't it? It's OK, right? I think I read that in the Bible. Said something like, "Mary gave birth to it and three guys brought it some presents...". Or maybe you just cringed because "normal" and the Spears "family" were referred to in the same sentence. The only thing normal about this whole thing is that a Louisiana teenager is having a baby. I think Louisiana's State Bird is the bastard child.
Now you're asking yourself: who is the father? I have more good news. It's not Kevin Federline.
Meet Spears' longtime boyfriend, Casey Aldridge. I read that they have "been together since high school". Apparently, the children of Louisiana are so advanced, they are well out of high school when they turn 16.
Here's a link to his Bebo account (redneck myspace) where people openly accuse him of rape: http://www.bebo.com/Profile.jsp?MemberId=3715587989.
At least she is almost out of the first trimester. Pregnancy makes people moody:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uNe0bBMpiR0
And here's a link to an article and fun X17 video of Britney last night, telling people that her sister is not pregnant: http://x17online.com/celebrities/britney_spears/x17_xclusive_britney_denies_jamie_lynns_pregnancy-12182007.php
****Note: I took an unexpected blog hiatus, sorry about that! I used that time for precious sleep and watching Sex and the City reruns.*********
