Tuesday, June 26, 2007

I'm a Lazy Scumbag

Call it an unintentional hiatus. I just looked at my last post and it was May 7th?? So much has happened with Paris, Rosie, Lindsay, and Britney, I guess I was distracted.

I don't follow wrestling, but this Chris BEN-wah thing fascinates me. In case you live in a cave, this is the WWE wrestler who was found dead in his home, along with his wife and son (and the pronunciation guide is to save you from pronouncing his last name Bah-NOIT, like DeTROIT, like its' spelling calls for). TMZ is reporting that he strangled his wife on Saturday, smothered his son on Sunday, and hanged himself in his weight room. Gross.

Nancy Grace secretly got married in April and is pregnant with twins. I like her because she makes creepy people commit suicide. Did she interview Chris Ben-wah?

Perez Hilton is the suer and not the suee right now. Apparently, a competing celebrity blogger has employed some illegal aliens who physically threaten his paprazzi. I just like it wen people who are famous for talking about famous people have things happen to them and it's reported by other peopel who talk about famous people.

That's some of the interesting news I have been following today. Sorry for my absence. I guess maybe I have been working harder at work. Everything is fabulous here. I hope you are doing equally fabulously. Benwah!