So, that's fun. And now some Rock of Love chatter. This week's episode was the Superfan challenge, where three superskanks with superAIDS interrogated the remaining women. Let's discuss the remaining women, who I happened to look up on myspace the other day. If you do a myspace search for "vh1 Rock of Love Jess" or something similar, you'll see the show pages for these girls, and note that they're all friends. I want to add them. I want to add them all, but have thus far resisted the urge because I don't want them to feel bad when I subtract them.
We saw Heather get "Bret" tattooed on the back of her neck. Never mind he dragged her to a tattoo parlor in the classiest outfit I have ever seen, but this girl BRINGS IT at eliminiation time. Never has a dress been more holey, a hairdo bigger, or a girl get hookerier than this one. I think she may have it in the bag. Together, they make a classy looking couple. This picture could be an after-ceremony shot.
And at elimination time:
Awesome.Jess is the funniest, the coolest, the prettiest and the absolute worst possible match for Mr. Michaels. Her impression of Lacey crying... how could you not love this one? My main fear is that she is too stylish for him, and would force him to stop wearing clothing made of exotic animals and snack food - and then what's he got? Nothing.
Speaking of wardrobe, he must have been out of bullets, because he wore a plain old suit coat to eliminate Sam... but with a matching bandana. Did I say bandana? Because I mean class-dana. It was classy.
Brandi's hair caught on fire and Lacey is still creepy. I can't wait for Sunday. Did I tell you the new episode can be previewed at 11am? That's right. If you're like me and don't want to wait until 9pm, you can catch it early... and then thirty-odd times over the course of the week.
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Yeah, I always watch it at 11.
I agree that Jess is too cute/un-hookerish for him. She can come be my girlfriend, if my wife says it's ok. Bret needs a hooker, and anyone who looks like Heather and gets his name tattoed on her neck is a (s)hoe-in.
;)
Oh, and Jes is from Naperville, IL, which is my neck of the woods. (well, it's like 35 miles from me, but it's still Suburban Chicago). My sister lives in Naperville. Maybe she can go say hi to Jes for me.
I would ABSOLUTELY find out where she is a hairdresser/bartender and become a regular at both places because I am that much of a stalker. A friend of mine lives in Buffalo, which is where Brandi M. is from originally. He missed an appearance of hers last week and I was MAJORLY disappointed.
I am totally with you. If a skank doesn't win this thing - it's a joke and would be a waste of six weeks or so. Also, my husband was against me being a contestant on this thing, so I know how much that stinks. I mean, I would have been ideal! Pregnant, a HUGE Poison fan circa 1988... How could Jess not have known Rikki Rockett's name? Or name an abum?! That's not true stalker-love!
I've still never seen this show, but I love it when semi-cool girls on reality shows make fun of the stupid girls for being ridiculously dramatic. So why is Jess even on there if she's not a hooker?
I don't know! I think it's safe to assume she knows she's pretty and can gain some valuable exposure from this. Reality TV show contestants can aspire to "soap star", "MTV veejay", or "VH1 100 Most Shocking Reality TV Moments commentator". That's about it.
I so just got a new tv show to watch
Did that woman eat Star Jones? You are what you eat and she clearly ate a big black woman.
Maybe she's a classy chick on the outside, but a piece of crap on the inside. Could be true.
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