It's definitely not the nepotism that bothers me, in fact, I respect the fact that he is requiring the lady-Trumps to earn their keep. It's the fact that a man who looks like that will voluntarily sit between two ladies who look like this.
Will the candidates take The Donald seriously?
Will they even look at him?
If I smashed a turd between two chocolate wafers would it be as delicious as an Oreo?
I've got nothing but respect for empire-builders, but if I was Donald Trump, I would do whatever I could to enhance my trumpiness. I would sit next to someone ugly and someone dumb. Like maybe he could get Ruth Ginsburg and Jessica Simpson. What am I saying, that's perfect! Or Rosie O'Donnell and the OJ Simpson jury.
I am going to fill out an application to be a television ratings genius, because my ideas are GOLD, BABY!
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So you'd go with the old "ugly sandwich." The process by which you hang out with very unattractive people so that, by comparison, you look less unattractive. Good call. That's how I would roll, if I was in the market for the ladies. I'd hang out with that kid from the movie "Mask," and a zombie. Then, by comparison, I'd be George Fucking Clooney.
FYI - Poop between two chocolate wafers is pointless because the poop is such a strong flavor that it overpowers the chocolate wafers. Or so I've been told. Now goat testicles between two pieces of thick french toast is, as I'm told, delish!
Exactly! My problem is that I cannot seem to find anyone more stunning than myself to hang out with. I've been calling Gisele Bundchen to see if she is busy each weekend, but Tuesday, I was served with a restraining order. Go figure. Maybe next week.
Ivanka/Donald/new wife - I may try the dish you suggested, because if that trio will work, so will the new Apprentice. I'll whet my appetite with beer-battered body hair.
How about Trump smashed between two turds? I guess that would be more Fear Factor than Apprentice.
I think someone else here has the "television genius" gene!!
Ok. I just started reading your blog, and you go on an unannounced hiatus. What's up with that?
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