The Funniest Thing Today

Do you realize when you tell funny stories, they are always from a long time ago? I'll bet if we all shared the funniest thing that happened to us today, it would be pretty lame. In that spirit, the funniest thing that happened to me TODAY:

It started yesterday, when I confirmed my hair appointment on the phone at work (something that all serious workers do). Today, my co-worker said, "Didn't you get a haircut last night?" and I said yes. He said, "What did they DO?" And I said that they had taken off four inches. And he said, "Oh, well you still look like white trash".

Probably not funny to the naked eye, but when you work in an office everyday, everything is comparitively funny. We treat each other like crap at work. In fact, we call this particular co-worker "CAIL" which is an acronym for Chubby Alcoholic Idiot Loser. Mine's COBRA, and the other member of this loser-family is UFUS (Useless, Fat, Ugly, and Stupid). Someday, I'll tell you what mine means.

We're a family here. A sort of weird combination of The Office, Malcolm in the Middle, and Yo Mama. We're a family, though. A big, fat, disfunctional family.

It's Just One of Those Articles...

...that you open up because the headline was interesting, and then you're all, HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HAAAAAAAA! WHEW!!!! ahhhh... ah...... ha HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/dui_christmas_float