Faith Renewed

Just when everything looked bleak and my faith in celebrity relationships was becoming a shell of it's former self: Eva Longoria and Tony Parker got engaged!

Her rep confirmed it today - and I could not be happier! Actually, that was part of the official statement: "Tony Parker flew to LA to surprise Longoria when she got home from work with a romantic proposal. And Lindsay could not be happier."

What's Next?

It's been a turbulent year for celebrity marriages, but if someone told me less than four months ago that Pam Anderson and Kid Rock wouldn't make it... I would have spit in their face and run them over with my car.

Who is next? Dr. Phil and Robin?

Dissed

Does anyone say "dissed" anymore? Because I totally got dissed by the TomKat today.

I wasn't invited to their wedding. Neither was Oprah. Poor O (that's what I call her when we hang out). I should see if she wants to do something on Saturday to take our minds off it. Maybe we'll see the crazy movie starring that Borat fellow.

FIRST!

Britney Spears filed for a divorce today in LA. BAM!