Has Anyone Seen My Cell Phone

Some things just beg to be shared. Four prisoners in San Salvador were found with cell phones hidden somewhere in their person. The phones were being used from inside the prison to direct gang activity out on the streets.

After reading the article, I feel good about my life. I am expected to do my job within the guidelines of society. I am always accessible, but my boss has never asked me to carry my BlackBerry in my anus. I also realized that between work and planning and 20 consectutive busy weekends, I haven't been able to spend a whole lot of quality time in the restroom. But I am never asked to "go" on command when a client wishes to contact me. How long does it take for voice mail to pick up? Thirty seconds? That's pressure to perform.

So, today, when you're running around trying to get things done, stop and remember that things could be a lot worse. You're not on the front lines in Iraq, we found a cure for smallpox, and you don't have a Motorola in your colon.