...that you open up because the headline was interesting, and then you're all, HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HAAAAAAAA! WHEW!!!! ahhhh... ah...... ha HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/dui_christmas_float
Thursday, December 07, 2006
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Okay, how did the cops not catch up to the guy for three miles? Do floats really travel that fast? And why was there a tractor in the middle of the parade?
Friggin' hilarious.
I love this story! I picture some weird Tim Allen inspired 500 hp float with racing stripes and 18 tiny little kids in reindeer costumes calmly doing pirouettes while being taken hostage by a drunk float pirate. I wonder if the police used snipers.
Ah yes, leave it to the state I currently live in to produce this type of winner! Don't you all want to live in South Carolina.
GO SOUTH CAROLINA! I will support any state that produces lushes who do dumber things when they drink than I do!
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